Blurga! Bluurrgaa! Blurrggaaasss!!

BLURGAS!!!

the Blurgas come from a distant land.
one i dont even think they know of.
everytime i run into a Blurga, they seem lost.
i try and help them, but all they say is "Blurga! Bluurrgaa! Blurrrggaaasss!!!"
i think thats the only word they know.

now
the Blurgas is CUTES!
they're short, plump ball shaped little creatures with small stubby arms and legs.
they are yellow-green in color, and have raised dots all over their bodies which spew out GREEN OOOZE!!
just like their mouths do :)
they ooze the most when they're afraid, and leave green slime trails wherever they go.

the Blurgas have hard lives.
they cant take baths or nothing or else they'll splode!
the waters hurts the Blurgas, and thats not good :(
they have to stay away from water as much as possible.
one tiny drop of water makes them expand.
two drops makes them expand more, and three drops makes them splode.
Blurgas have to be careful around the sun toos.
too much sun makes them shrink.
if they shrink too much...they might as well have not even existed.
Blurgas can shrink to the size of a tiny grain of sand.
then what happens?
the humans step on them like bugs :(
humans are another thing Blurgas have to watch out for.
humans dont care about nothin!

not only do the Blurgas have hard lives, they also have THREE lives.
how is this you say?
well lemme try and explain it to yous so you'd understand.

the Blurgas are awake.
then they sleep.
then they wake again.
then sleep.
then wake again.
then sleep.
then no wakey :(

they make sure to go several years before sleeping and waking again.
although....some choose to live short lives, and only go days before falling asleep again.
those who love to be awake usually go the longer route.
the longer route can be fun, but can also be tiresome and far more dangerous.
when going the long route, the Blurgas have to watch out for water more, watch out for the sun more, watch out for humans more, and be lost even more.
you may think that all Blurgas would enjoy the shorter route better, the route which consists of less danger, but most Blurgas enjoy the search.
always lost.
always searching for what they never had.
for what they dont even know of.

"Blurga! Bluurrgaa! Blurrrggaaasss!!!" they say.
i wonder what Blurga means.
if only they knew other words.......