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How Do You Do?
By Glen D. Lovelace
Posted: Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Last edited: Tuesday, March 30, 2004
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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Long Story Made Short
(October, 2003) 


I is I!
(I means You, too.)
I goes by other names:
Yahweh (Schmuck);
Deus (Ex Machina);
Allah (Mullah Nasreddin);
God (The Popeyed Man);
Etceteras.
Don't confuse us with such as
Mantis,
Monkey,
Elephant,
Nor
Lao-tse/ -tsu,
Confucius,
Buddha,
Lady Amaterasu:
We're too I-solated for confusion.

Based (psychogenetically) on the primordial error
--Individuation--
I thinks Hebrew, Arabic, English:
3rd Millennium culminations of
Monotheistic gobbledygook.
(Thanks a lot to all the by-the-way
Indo-European perpetuators!)

"I am that I am!" saideth the first Error,
not knowing what else to say;
"I ain't what I would be!" saideth the wiser Error, knowing better than to say.
"We are who we could be!" sayeth ALL Errors, knowing not yet who.


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Reviewed by J Howard 5/21/2011
it brought a smile to my face
jch
Reviewed by Nickolaus Pacione 3/4/2004
This is too funny.

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