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I have come along such a long way......
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I have learned to chew with my mouth shut and have stopped slurping my cabbage soup. I no longer bleach appreciation of a good meal, or pick food particles out of the spaces between the teeth I have left (in public that is).
In times past I realize that I was sort of Neanderthal. My clue to this was that dogs would howl as I walked down the street and flocks of birds would shoot thru the skies.......
I realized then that hygiene changes were in order
I set out to rectify this situation immediately......I purchased soap and dedorant. A few weeks later.......I used it.
What a difference!
To cut a long story short.....when I walk down the street, old ladies no longer make the sign of the cross, and mothers do not shield their babies eyes from the site of me.
I feel renewed! I feel Whole!
Now they just throw stones and scream.....
Hey, its an improvement!
I will update you on any further events.
PAX AND BABY POWDER.........LADY A
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SIGH.........
For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
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