Gift book in search of a publisher!
Excerpts from Phaze Paws
“Phaze Paws: Chronicles of the Cat” is the perfect gift for Aunt Millie, Cousin Sally, or the coworker down the hall who decorates her desk with photos of her feline furballs. Every cat lover will love this 80-page feline diary packed with 120 hilarious entries and 50 entertaining photos! “Paws” reveals the life story of Phaze, a mature Siamese male with an attitude the size of Jupiter. An “only cat” for many years, his world is turned upside down when he suddenly finds himself playing daddy to a tiny kitten. Just as he has reconciled himself to the new situation, it changes – here comes another one! And another! Has his mom gone nuts?! In addition to the new sibling woes, “Paws” touches on many topics that promise to leave a smile on most cat lovers’ lips: * Personal observations (I don’t think my grandma has all her kittens in the box) * Trips to the vet (I woke up with aches in places I should NOT have had aches!) * Getting a new stepdad (I don't care HOW smelly his boots are, I am NOT calling him Daddy!) * Renaming the new additions (Heretofore they shall be known as Princess Lard-Ass and the Lady Tubbs) The photos in “Paws” are all from Phaze’s personal collection, intended to look like exactly what they are. With some enhanced to resemble watercolors and sketches, they provide colorful depiction of the biographical journal entries. Most people are well aware of the robust market for gift books relating to cats, as well as the unlimited marketing potential for something like this: Phaze Paws calendars, coffee cups, posters, stationery – the list goes on and on . . . All I need is a publisher to say YES!