College coeds Danielle, Kendra, Lee Anne, and Samantha, stumble upon instant acclaim as THE BLEACHED BLONDES, an up and coming '70s rock band. What ensues, however, quickly falls short of any so-called rock and roll fantasy. Thrust into sudden notoriety, grim reality sets in as they gradually find themselves embroiled in a virtual web of sex, drugs, and deceit. Narrator and so-called voice of reason, Danielle recounts the often funny, painful and poignant events leading to their untimely demise, and secretly plans a reunion tour after an almost twenty year hiatus. Meanwhile, public speculation stirs, as the former band mates gear up to announce summer concert plans.