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51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover
by Lisa Mannetti   

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Humor

Publisher:  Bad Moon Books ISBN-10:  0982154690 Type: 
Pages: 

118

Copyright:  February 2010 ISBN-13:  9780982154694
Fiction

A macabre gag book by Lisa Mannetti and illustrated by acclaimed artist Glenn Chadbourne.
Introduction by P.D. Cacek
Publication: Bad Moon Books, February 2010.

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51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover

  
By Lisa Mannetti
Illustrated by Glenn Chadbourne
 
Introduction by P.D. Cacek
 
 
 
“What a marvelous blend of humor and horror, offering several ways to end a relationship that Paul Simon never thought of.”
--Rick Hautala, author of Unbroken and The Wild Man
 
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“Deliciously macabre!  A must read for anyone who’s had a bad break-up
and needs to resist the urge to boil a bunny!”
--Hal Bodner, author of The Bite Club
 
 
“Mannetti's latest reveals not only her acerbic wit, but her mordantly ebullient personality. This one is a keeper!”
--Tom Monteleone, author of M.A.F.I.A. and SERPENTINE
 
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“Do you like sick, bitter, twisted humor? Boy, have I got a book for you—51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover is hilariously frightful and frightfully hilarious!”
--Robert Dunbar, author of MARTYRS & MONSTERS
 

Bad Moon Books,

February, 2010




Professional Reviews

51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover
51 FIENDISH WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER by Lisa Mannetti
Bram Stoker Award winning author, Lisa Mannetti, adds wit and shivers to the often awkward act of breaking it off with your newly insignificant other. Miss Mannetti does singer/songwriter Paul Simon one better with her 51 wickedly funny motivational suggestions for how give that annoying gal or guy the axe. Lavishly illustrated by inimitable Glenn Chadbourne (who has also illustrated for Stephen King and Douglas Clegg), these evil-minded prescriptions for romantic vengeance will keep you laughing…and maybe give you a few ideas. For instance, fiendish suggestion #11: “Laugh during his brother’s funeral…then say, ‘Sorry, I was just thinking of a joke he told me while we were in bed.’” How about #26: “Offer to do his Christmas shopping and buy his mother, sister and Aunt Harriet dildos.” That ought to do the trick, huh? You will love these shriekingly hilarious ideas for severing dead relationships even if you're presently enjoying a harmonious relationship…because you never can tell when things are going to go wrong... Ask Sandra Bullock. This is a gorgeous signed and limited volume that sports a bust-yer-gut funny introductory poem by World Fantasy Award winner P. D. Cacek, so be sure to order your copy now before they’re all gone! For more about the fiendishly talented Lisa Mannetti, you can find her online at www.lisamannetti.com.



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Reader Reviews for "51 Fiendish Ways to Leave Your Lover"

Reviewed by Nickolaus Pacione 6/29/2010
Holy shit -- where the <b>fuck </b> was this book when my ex-fiancee left me? This book has that strong "up yours quality" to it and being in the horror section on AuthorsDen for eight years I've seen where the fun begins. I've said some nasty and very macabre things about my ex-fiancee and her mother (good riddence to the fucking battle-axe.) Forgive the hard swearing in this comment but that is a given for modern horror writers since Stephen King and Robert Bloch. Lisa -- it takes a sick fuck to write this, and a sicker fuck to laugh about it.


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