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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
by Jay Dubya   


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· The Psychic Dimension
· Ninety-Nine Novellas
· So Ya' Wanna' Be A Teacher


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Humor

Publisher:  Jay Dubya Books ISBN-10:  1634980190 Type:  Fiction
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227

Copyright:  December 24, 2013 ISBN-13:  9781634980197


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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, along with popular myths from Greek mythology.


 


Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V


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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S, and British literature, along with popular myths from Greek mythology.


Jay Dubya goes right to work retelling and side-swiping tales from American literature. Washington Irving's “Rip Van Winkle,” Edgar Allan Poe's “Dr. Tarr and Professor Fether,” Jack London's “To Build a Fire,” O. Henry's “The Green Door,” Mark Twain's “Punch, Brothers, Punch” and Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic “Dr. Heidegger's Experiment” are thoroughly degenerated.


British literature is also corrupted with imaginative adult renditions of Rudyard Kipling's “The Mark of the Beast,” “D.H. Lawrence's “The Rocking Horse Winner” and William Shakespeare's famous play “All's Well That Ends Well” being wickedly attacked and parodied.


Finally, Greek and Biblical stories are brutally assaulted with “An Excerpt from the Book of Exodus,” “King Midas,” “The Gay Tailor Who Became King” and “The Notorious Sleeping Beauty” being wildly clobbered and slickly degraded.




 




 


  


    


 


 


 


 


 


 

 


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“Rip Van Winkle”

Whoever has made a pleasurable boat voyage up the Hudson River will automatically be impressed with the Catskill Mountains, especially if the observer previously and exclusively believed and thought that cats kill mice. The Catskills are a segment of the great Appalachian Mountain Chain, and yes, as everyone who studies American geography is quite aware, the Appalachians are parallel to the equally magnificent Peachalachians. And in truth, the magical hues characteristic of the Catskills change from season to season, and the promiscuous wives of elderly impotent male residents are perfect weather barometers, even though few of these sex-crazed nymphomaniac spouses have any lethal measure of mercury in their un-prudish-but-fully-covered hourglass bodies.



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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V

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