Share a hilarious ride with Tony Costa as he searches the wide world of online dating for the perfect mate. Available hard or soft cover.
I know this is hard to believe but, men are not the only less then forthright people in the online dating world as you've been led to believe by Oprah and many others like her. Tony Costa takes you on an unbelievable and hilarious trip through the online dating world. His belief that women are the 'perfect hunters' is born out of his adventures with a number of 'Nymphs of the Net' as he falls head first into relationships with a bevy of beauties who are less than honest in the writing and publication of their profiles and the posting of their pictures. As he soon finds out, most have more baggage than a carousel at JFK. One of his first adventures was with Kiki Swift, aka Smart Blonde. After a brief romantic encounter, Tony and Kiki soon became brother/sister close. Kiki quickly becomes Tony's close advisor and muse while providing Tony a shoulder to cry on through many of his misguided adventures. Undaunted, the unflagging optimist Tony Costa continues his search for his perfectly matched mate while dealing within the online dating circles. He soon reaches a crushing realization; what you see is not necessarily what you get. Costa's story is humorous, lighthearted, serious, and at times exposes real human emotion. Nonetheless, Tony continues taking you on the roller coaster ride over The Love Highway of the Internet. The human event, after all, is humor for the most part and we are merely the players in the great comedy of life. The ending is heartwarming as Costa finds himself where he originally longed to be and not quite knowing how to handle his emotions or how he got there. Welcome to the wacky world of Ron Karcz as he tells tales of online dating adventures in Smart Blonde. Find a little of yourself and enjoy the laugh.
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The optimum score computed by Costa's Fox-E-Meter System was 1.9 or lower. The score was derived by taking the woman's weight (or estimated weight) then dividing it by the total inches in height. For instance, if someone were five feet five inches tall and weighed one hundred and eighteen pounds, her score would be 1.82. A very fox-e-lady!
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