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The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.

Mohammed Kareem Jihad, a young Arab terrorist discovers ancient papyrus renditions of the Book of Genesis and the Book of Exodus in a limestone cave. Mohammed takes the scrolls to Jericho and shows them to Professor Philip Collins, an expert on Genesis and to Dr. Allen Qaeda, an authority on Exodus. The archeologists barter a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47 for the priceless documents. Phil Collins and Al Qaeda translate the newly discovered versions into the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus. They discover that over half of the original texts had been edited out by ancient Hebrew' priests and scholars whose intent was to make the first two books of the Old Testament more moral and virtuous. Professor Phil Collins e-mails electronic copies of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus to his nephew, author Jay Dubya. Several weeks later an errant Palistinian rocket hits the Jerusalem' home where Collins and Qaeda were doing their meticulous research. Both archeologists are killed in the misguided missile' explosion, and the original papyrus scrolls and the computer files were also destroyed in the terrorist attack. The only remaining evidence of the Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus are the e-mail attachments in Jay Dubya's computer. Jay Dubya now presents to the world the unabridged versions of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus.These books are adult satirical literature featuring adult language and content. Genesis and Exodus are now at Mobipocket.com (type in Jay Dubya) in the Humor Category. They will soon be at Amazon.com, Borders and at Barnes and Noble online retail stores in Adobe Reader and in Microsoft Reader downloading formats.